Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- Wiggly
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
Tom Scott is the best at filler material when he can't get a video out on schedule
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKAblynZYhI
2½ Hours of Unedited Garlic Bread Flight Footage
It's exactly what it says on the tin
TIL: I apparently live in the "rough area" of <town>
TIL: <town> has somewhere people consider a "rough area"
They've evidently never seen an actual rough area in their lives
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maple classic™ 
please buy my new book,
art by the lovely @lucifer
https://computerfairi.es/media/wbf9Qb6C8cTHoFDvT0I
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Sugar...
Spice...
And everything nice...
These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girl...
But Professor Mastonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction:
CHEMICAL ROBOT
Thus the Squirrelbunbot was born!
Using her ultra super powers, @squirrel has dedicated her life to defeating video games and the forces of pizza!
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patreon
ok sam really wants me to plug this but i REALLY don't need the extra money
https://www.patreon.com/maple_syrup
you know who could use it? my girlfriend who's a really good writer and programmer
https://www.patreon.com/noelleanthony
computerfairi.es: it's the pure concept of soffness but in mastodon instance form
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have you ever used a computer in your entire life?
computerfairi.es is the mastodon instance for you
ukpol
Amber Rudd has just resigned
I wonder which jackass will be appointed to the job next
I HAVE ASSEMBLED AN IKEA SHELVING UNIT
BOW DOWN BEFORE ME MORTALS
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Please be compassionate to the people who pop up on other instances in the next few weeks asking if anyone knows why witches.town is down.
Sam the Octopus
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So, @troubleMoney had proposed a hot take rating system based on chili peppers, here: https://computerfairi.es/@troubleMoney/99413964266899912
I'm proposing (and have used) an extension to the system, for takes that need more than 🌶🌶🌶🌶, or less than 🌶.
❄: cool take
❄❄: bit of a cold take
❄❄❄: cold take
❄❄❄❄: really cold take
☢: small nuclear take (hotter than 🌶🌶🌶🌶)
☢☢: medium nuclear take (affects a state/small nation)
☢☢☢: strategic nuclear take (affects a continent)
☢☢☢☢: global thermonuclear take
subtoot
is this a new trend of putting nice, positive things in subtoots?
'cause y'all are lovely
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Reminder: Repairing and re-purposing stuff you've got instead of buying new stuff is punk as fuck and helps fight capitalism
At some point my warm brown hoodie is going to be more repairs than hoodie, but I paid good money for this fucker and it will last the rest of the decade whether it wants to or not
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hey, fiction writers/game designers/worldbuilders/etc
brazil is not a hispanic country
we do not speak spanish
"hernandez" is not a brazilian surname
Sam the Octopus
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An #agender person named Tenri has coined a gender neutral word for aunt/uncle: "entle." https://overexplainingautistic.tumblr.com/post/172886551884/gender-neutral-variant-of-auntuncle
#nonbinary
ask not for whom the nerds aaaaaaaa
they aaaaaaaa for thee
j (jean no jeans)
...oh of course somebody's putting together a masto client for PocketPC
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
