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I decided to try to ask it something easier. "When is our next work holiday?"

It acts like it's typing for 5 minutes, then comes back with, "Did you mean [random employee's name]? Here is their contact information:" and then prints their entire contact card including which worksite they're at and who their manager is.

Their name did not contain, nor was it a typo of, anything in my question.

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My workplace has a chatgpt-style bot that you can talk to using the regular workplace chat program. I guess it's primarily for asking questions about work policies and procedures, but I actually tried doing that a few times... the first time it spent 10 minutes trying to answer "What can you do?" and ultimately told me "I'm sorry, there's been a problem. I've let my manager know."

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a large language model sees a turtle lying on its back on the sand. why is the large language model not helping the turtle

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I was really into basketball for a few years when I was a kid, during a stint where you could actually watch NBA games on free-to-air Australian TV, and for most of that time I collected basketball, soccer, and AFL cards.

I found them all during an office move recently. Flicking through the folders, I spotted two copies of this Michael Jordan NBA card that shows him...not playing basketball.
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good morning followers. remember that Thursday is Diet Friday - it's not as sweet and frequently just leaves you craving the real thing.

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LINDOWS: THE ONLY VERSION OF LINUX SO GOOD MICROSOFT SUED THEM TO STOP

LUCKILY LINUX LEARNED ITS LESSON

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Game 35: Fly8 (1993), by Eyal Lebedinsky.

On one hand a fairly basic combat flight simulator with 3D wireframe graphics but also one that's loaded with features.

It has multiplayer support, replays, customizable HUDs, multiple view modes, subsystems like radar and ILS, AI opponents, smoke particle effects and even an option to hear some blues music.

All programmed for fun by a single person, who also wrote the nearly 3000 line read me file.

Very impressive work!

#msdos #games #flightsim

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@NanoRaptor Flying toaster, and not for the reason one might expect.

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