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@fraggle@octodon.social You give up:
- balls that fly
- being able to blame the wind when your shot misses
- that nice long pleasant 250yd walk from the tee
- all of your clubs except one
- golf cart rides

you receive:
- all putting all the time
- bouncy walls
- the presence of kids
- shame
- a don quixote complex
- that last hole that just eats your ball and sends it back behind the counter at the clubhouse

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@mcc Happy birthday and this might come across as ironic but I promise you it's not

@mcc A very merry cake-thumb πŸŽ‚πŸ‘ to you. Here is one of my favorite sky photos I've ever taken. The resulting image isn't nearly as vibrant as I remember the sky actually being that day, but the way the camera desaturated it makes me think film-noir, sort of.

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tbt to when i was installing an extremely out of date linux distribution for the #lols and got this amazing error

@TonicBH I always worry when that much stuff in one category shows up at a thrift store at once. Was somebody getting rid of stuff in a hurry? Argument? Death in the family?

I can't imagine why else someone would dump off all of their Trek tapes in this photo from 7 years ago.

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I realized I need a serial mouse to reinstall NT4 onto this machine. but that shouldn't be a problem, right? I've got a whole drawer of old mice, I just need to grab the first serial mouse out of there.

This was the first one I found.

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One of my earliest DOS gaming memories, Populous (1989), is apparently now on Steam. But I can't tell if it includes the "Promised Lands" expansion disk, which added several new maps and graphics sets, including one that turns the Good vs Evil factions into Amiga vs Atari ST, respectively - a rivalry I had no idea about, as an american kid.

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Since I'm once again doing design/font work,

if you didn't know, there's cooler letter-testing phrases than "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog."

You can also use "Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vows" and feel like a total badass typing it into the font sample

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i'm overqualified for most jobs on linkedin yet they can't bring me in because mr uk government says i can't generate value for their economy without paying them thousands of pounds to get a little piece of paper ^^; maple.pet/tech give me money

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PINBL00B.ICO - Activity, Ballgame

...Balls, Baseball, Bowls, Football, Golf, Pingpong, Pool

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@sos Will literally always go for MegaRace and KGB, given the opportunity. Though those are at VGMRips - I've yet to dive into original compositions!

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Today I was pointed to The OPL Archive and somehow ended up listening to some video game bangers!

What's some of the best DOS bangers?

opl.wafflenet.com/

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I spent the last week scraping through a terabyte of GeoCities archives and collecting ALL THE #88x31 buttons! In the end, I gathered 29257 unique buttons (75k with duplicates). They are available at hellnet.work/8831/

Check them out!

I also have the dataset (~160MB), stats and a bit about the scraping process here: hellnet.work/8831/stats.html

#indieweb #smallweb #geocities #neocities

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Pinball Dreams almost saw a stunning conversion to the #Commodore64 , but it seems was abandoned many moons ago now. It is hoped that someone will pick up the project and resume it one day. Thankfully some demos do exist.

gamesthatwerent.com/gtw64/pinb

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