The Anarkat @Anarkat@computerfairi.es

@jacethechicken spundcloud is where I get all my music.

@Lumi wouldn't that be voxel art?

@BestGirlGrace

Yeah, I'm a mad scientist.

FUCK YOU IF YOU THINK I'M NOT

@healyn

Song be so hard on him, his momma told him he had to always wear underwear, and that doesn't change when he wears a full body spandex suit. He just found the most efficient method to follow his momma's advice.

@thurloat

Super hacky idea: display a black box over the page until it's mostly loaded. Could be tired to page loading progress, or on a simple timer.

@MrJimmy did I miss something in the reading today?

@doctorow don't forget that the Nazis were leftist because their party had "socialism" in its name.

@Lumb I would personally go with "the sorority of the jorts on a jaunt"

@bryn You know, water flossers.

My favorite thing about snow is how it temporarily nullifies the existence of road lanes.

In the summer this is a 3 lane road. Today? Well, it's anywhere between two and four. Definitely not one lane, and five is too many. Just pick some tire tracks and follow them, it doesn't really matter.

@evie can we eat the video game industry?

@wigglytuffitout dog wants to cuddle. Dog will cuddle

@jackdaw_ruiz eat the man.

And eat his shorts.

@BestGirlGrace

I would eat more healthy food if, in order to consume it, I had to slam it on something like it owed me money.

@bryn so like a waterpick but for ankles?

@brosadist my apartment complex piped my kitchen sink backwards. Hot is on the right and cold is on the left.

Donations should show my maintenance guy this post. Maybe they'll get it.

@sapphicsara I'm getting ready to put snow chains on and drive other people around. I will be the 0.0001/10 improvement in transportation efficiency

@spookcentral

The poop that you couldn't flush at a party so you just abandoned it.

@Red@witches.live

You ever seen a video of a mosh pit from the PoV of someone in the mosh pit? I think Mastodon is like that.

@siosilvar I think that anyone who hasn't eaten slices of cheese alone is probably an alien.

Or maybe lactose intolerant, which is basically the same thing.