The Anarkat @Anarkat@computerfairi.es

@MrJimmy tbf I'd probably hate being a steward.

Spending weeks and months at a time with my physical person being tightly controlled by an airline corporation, not particularly free to choose where I can go.

Yeah, I know people who work with airlines get steeply discounted flights, but I don't think my freedom is worth that.

And yeah, I could see myself taking pictures of places I travel to.

@astraluma

I don't know how to code and you do, so you're objectively better at coding than me, and probably most people.

@astraluma

I bet you're a good person to your friends.

@astraluma well I'm going to say nice things about you here. How will you take that?

@troubleMoney is this a pun? I swear there has to be a pun in here somewhere but I don't see it

@Orby if you haven't heard El Ten Eleven I highly recommend them.

I saw them perform live a few months ago and it was rad as fuck.

@ark *picks some belly button lint*

Whispered to yourself: "ᴵ ᵇᵉᵗ ᴵ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ˢᵐᵒᵏᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ"

@MrJimmy I guess it really is a bored game.

@Red@witches.live not posting an "eye contact" tw? I'm Disappointed.

@spineberg No, no, you misunderstand. They studies the blade because inscribed in the blades were textbooks.

It would at least provide a reason for textbooks to be so expensive.

@MrJimmy I bet I'm, like, cryptopup or something in your shittier dimension

At a place I used to work, there was a guy who would put on axe body spray in the bathrooms, despite management and everyone else asking him to stop.

They demonstrated a fragrant disregard for others.

@evie @danishcookies meeting adjourned.

Minutes of the meeting:

Consensus reached: the video game industry will be vored.

@shriekingmarxist the thing that I'm a little bit more surprised by than the fact that it's being reported on, is that the previous owners didn't take it with them.

@venatus a few months ago I decided to cut alcohol out of my life almost entirely. It was a good decision, and I'm glad I made it. In the long term, it's worth it. Stock with it and feel free to message me if you ever want to talk.

Me: joins Mastodon less than a week ago
Also me: alright, time to flirt!

@TeethTeethTeeth if you have, that just means we need to assimilate more weirdos into the fediverse.

@Lumi ah, I see.