@MrJimmy what tf
@J oh fu-
@girl yo whaddup
queer discourse
@maple why didn't anyone tell me before that my existence was problematic?
@sockspls Bepis Cola.
@haxon the statute of limitations is probably up, so you don't have anything to worry about.
@starwall we you trying to see how weird you can make your bot's posts, or how close you can get to them?
lewd, a question
@J practice.
I'm serious. Start small, work your way up. Use lots of lube
@maple I'm just a friendly kat that wants to hang with the buns.
kinda bleak
@troubleMoney going by the welcome to night vale timeline, the world actually ended in the 80s and we're just living out the fever dreams of a dying god.
Caps
@wigglytuffitout YOU WON'T BELIEVE
Anarchist. Cat. Anarkat. White Cis Male. Don't worry, I'll die eventually. Polyamorous & pansexual. Sometimes I say dumb stuff. When that happens, tell me. I'll figure it out.
Location? Idunno. The walls are grey and plain, and it's difficult to get to. Could be a bunker. Or a suburb. Hard to tell.
I drive. A lot. Many attempts have been made on my life by whatever spirit is behind bad drivers, but I'm still around.