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@MrJimmy happy happy birthday.

It is your birthday birthday.

Happy happy birthday.

Okay.

queer discourse 

@maple why didn't anyone tell me before that my existence was problematic?

@haxon the statute of limitations is probably up, so you don't have anything to worry about.

I don't know what my body was punishing me for, but I have arisen victorious.

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@starwall we you trying to see how weird you can make your bot's posts, or how close you can get to them?

@format@radical.town I'm mildly worried.

What do they have that I wouldn't expect from a bank?

@Red@witches.live oh boy, the kitsch is coming off the walls. It must be pretty serious.

Show me when they throw the wall vinyl outside, too.

My body is punishing me for something.

But what kind of anarchist would I be if I let my body tell me what to do?

lewd, a question 

@J practice.

I'm serious. Start small, work your way up. Use lots of lube

@maple I'm just a friendly kat that wants to hang with the buns.

being on computerfairi.es makes me glad I have so many arms to pet all the buns with

:bunpats:

kinda bleak 

@troubleMoney going by the welcome to night vale timeline, the world actually ended in the 80s and we're just living out the fever dreams of a dying god.

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