The Anarkat @Anarkat@computerfairi.es

@MrJimmy do some "worst movies ever" streams.

Everyone knows about The Room.

But have you heard of "Manos / The Hands of Fate"? the movie was so bad it killed one of its cast members.

You give you an idea, the intro is 3 minutes long, and features a loop of characters driving past the same cornfield 6 times. The opening credits are supposed to go over this section, but they forgot to put them in. So it's just music and cornfield.

@evie gezundheit

@aceattorneybot@mastodon.social this sounds like the beginning of a lewd fic

@candle dwarf fortress sure has gotten detailed.

@calm boy will the rest of the world feel silly when the whole country collapses because a bunch of old white dudes are afraid of not being as rich.

@polymur time to pull out the grill.

@Shrigglepuss make sure all the neighbors know that you're ON THE NET did they don't fuck up your connection by picking up the party line.

@Sir_Boops the people making the shitload of formulaic videos can do so because they use cgi with the same basic rigging in each version, just with different models attached.

@carmensandiego she can keep it. I've left my fedora days behind me.

@Sir_Boops I can actually explain this. People pump out a shitload of formulaic videos and take advantage of YouTube's tagging system to ensure that the videos all feed into each other.

This is to exploit the ad revenue to be gained from children who are given a tablet device and watch YouTube set to autoplay.

Elsagate is a thing. It's basically people doing the same thing, but with really fucked up videos, like different movie characters in perverted or abusive situations.

Cold give

@LaserScheme Nevada City is in northern California, a bit west of Reno.

Just gave a ride to a guy who's 125% sloshed. I get to his huge house way out in the boonies, and it takes him a bit of effort to get out of my car. He gets out and then I look out my widow and see him do the drunk stumble-run in a circle before eating shit in his driveway.

Help him to his feet and get him to his door.

Know your limits, my dudes.

@maple this toaster is Hard-Boiled and has been around the block a few times

@troubleMoney but it works because ork magic is based on their beliefs. They believe "da red wunz go fasta" so red vehicles actually go faster.

And if orks believe that painting colorful flowers on their vehicles will make them stealthy and hard to spot, then, well...

Find someone who can fix your car and advise you on computer build choices.

It's me. I can fix your car and advise you on computer build choices.

Find me.

Time is running out

I went swimming in a pool two days ago and my hair is still fucked.

Send help.

@CornishRepublicanArmy My preferred method is donuts.

@HerraBRE they moved hair from my BACK to my FOREHEAD.

@starwall I like big butts.

And small butts.

I just like butts, okay?