The Anarkat @Anarkat@computerfairi.es
- Whose streets?
- Our streets
- What's the key?
- Anarchy
- When?
- Now
- Hotel?
- Trivago
Anarchist. Cat. Anarkat. White Cis Male. Don't worry, I'll die eventually. Polyamorous & pansexual. Sometimes I say dumb stuff. When that happens, tell me. I'll figure it out.
Location? Idunno. The walls are grey and plain, and it's difficult to get to. Could be a bunker. Or a suburb. Hard to tell.
I drive. A lot. Many attempts have been made on my life by whatever spirit is behind bad drivers, but I'm still around.
Joined Feb 2019
lewd names
@legendaryjoeb All I see is you mentioning Brodyjack Candypat's name twice. Am I missing something?
@azushark my sexuality: "I dunno, cute people?"
@spamilton
*Reddit user voice* "are you saying that I can't use my right to free speech to harass people?"
The time I accidentally went to San Francisco is more interesting than the time I accidentally went to Canada.
@LucasTheDrgn@snouts.online @starwall
Fun fact: If the earth were the size of a cue ball
We'd all probably die due to the massive compressive forces at the atomic scale.
Today's gender is Mayonnaise.
Oh, wait, no, I read that wrong. Let me try again.
Today's gender is *covered in* mayonnaise. I can't see what it actually is.
@maple I frequently meow in response to close proximity to other people. Sometimes the urge strikes me around non-furs but I'm usually able to suppress it.
Usually.
@_ampersand@radical.town @DylTheFunkyHomosexual
The foundation would probably try to contain him by rounding up all newspapers featuring dilbert. The comic strip would respond by aggressively distributing "funny pages-only" newspapers at a prodigious rate, in which dilbert mocks ineffective admins, forcing the Foundation into an uncomfortable truce in which they must accept his continued existence in regular newspapers, in return for Dilbert not attempting such propagation again
@maple Do you make a beep when you're plugged in, or does an amber light turn on on back of one of your ears?
@maple Plug in your bun: low bun battery?
Holographic projections. They're aspirational illusions, like rich people telling you that it's possible to escape your socioeconomic class.
@TeethTeethTeeth Bouncin on that TRUNK
@frinkeldoodle The maybe it was only flat because you were using a different pitch for concert A? Check if your tuner is set to 440 hz for concert A. You might have accidentally turned the earth Sharp. Be careful around hills.
@ashiinu@snouts.online Blue fur, tan fur highlights, green flesh (nose, toe beans, etc)
I've seen wilder sonas.
@ark What's it like being in a constant state of flatness?
- Whose streets?
- Our streets
- What's the key?
- Anarchy
- When?
- Now
- Hotel?
- Trivago
Anarchist. Cat. Anarkat. White Cis Male. Don't worry, I'll die eventually. Polyamorous & pansexual. Sometimes I say dumb stuff. When that happens, tell me. I'll figure it out.
Location? Idunno. The walls are grey and plain, and it's difficult to get to. Could be a bunker. Or a suburb. Hard to tell.
I drive. A lot. Many attempts have been made on my life by whatever spirit is behind bad drivers, but I'm still around.
Joined Feb 2019
