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@Wewereseeds@organizing.social everything is politics. It's only when the politics has to do with the rich people who rule us does it stand out.

@silverspookgames when I get home, I'm going to pick it up. What's the best place to buy it from for you to get the most from my purchase?

lewd 18+ 

@starwall I can imagine how it goes down, but I don't think I want to.

@KommaChameleon imagine an apocalyptic scenario where the whole internet is lost, and all the post apocalyptic civilizations have to go on for history is this article.

@Torie@todon.nl

I want that feeling after a good dump, but all the time.

@boisdevache@guineapig.party it should have an expiry date on it. Unless it's older than the law mandating expiry dates.

@jussi We must PRODUCE VALUE for our content servers to justify their existence!

@dankwraith obviously he was taking about a phallic seagoing vessel made of potatoes.

The dick-tater-ship of the proletariat.

@natecull are those... Cave paintings?! Where did we go wrong, ug'rog?!

@natecull I recall an archeological find, of old people complaining about the younger generation routing their brains with books.

There's always something for the older generation to complain about.

Android bragging 

@mari@jorts.horse of course, Apple.

In my android all I have to do to set a ringtone is move a sound file into the right folder on my phone and them select the ringtone from the lost of other ringtones.

@NPR at first I thought "how could a seater resemble blackface? Sweaters don't even work like that"

But this one does. And it's terrible.

Can I say that fashion is dumb and I hate it even while I wear clothes?

@chemmefatale anarchist solution: just move the stuff out of bike lanes yourself.

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