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I don't know what I walked into in my regular burrito shop but it's aesthetic as fuck.

Crimes 

Adult brain: street racing is bad and I could get in trouble
Teenager brain: but I'm *faster*!

Surveillance 

My roommate bought a voice "assistant" pod and an internet connected microwave and doesn't understand why I'm so annoyed.

I don't want my fucking microwave listening to what I'm saying. My desktop doesn't even have a microphone connected to it unless I'm using it.

Then they said that if I'm just being paranoid that having the voice connected stuff would help, because I would see that no one was going to break down the door.

Fundamentally missing the issue of why I don't want them

@MrJimmy you might want to see a doctor about those millipedes in your aorta.

@celesteh take the board apart, rip out the control board and wire in your own switch.

@evan haha, you were too slow to copyright your shitposts!

brexit 

@troubleMoney isn't royal assent given to everything, though?

Since the monarchy is now only a figurehead, and now holds only a ceremonial apolitical position, don't they have no choice but to rubber stamp approval everything that parliament passes?

Getting smooth sleep but waking up way too early in the morning. Today I guess I'm going to play the game of "FIGHT THROUGH THE TIRED"

Or maybe I'll take a nap on this couch

@TeethTeethTeeth @MrJimmy haven't you ever been like "I feel sort of🕴️ [emoji: hovering man in business suit] today"?

@format@radical.town I tight your liver was more like the TRIM function

@TeethTeethTeeth does that mean I can just come in and chill on yo couch?

@paulfree14 don't know if it's even a fallacy. It's just a refutation without evidence.

@hungrychangeling my goal in any thrift store is to find a perfect jacket.

I mean, I've already spent a couple hundred dollars to tailor and maintain the jacket I already have.

But that doesn't stop me.

@troubleMoney hey let's be clear...

No one with good intentions has ever done anything bad... Right?

@Anarkat

I have a new agey-esque name for it already in my head and also the explanation for why we were willing to have a new agey-esque name for it.

It'll probably end up in a story before it ends up in real life, though.

I don't know enough people and humans terrify me.

@Anarkat

"The Order Of The Flag's monks and nuns are here to speak with you. And they brought, uh, ceremonial...nailbats?"

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