That bird/moth, Lindsay 🐦🦋 @LaserScheme@computerfairi.es

hey everyone @maple is my girlfriend that i love lots

@jorts

making good use of one's spoons is called being respoonsible

a house for a cat is called a meowse

also, a painkiller for the butt: asspirin

a painkiller for below the ankles only: parafeetamol

@maple gender is stored in the paws

@softgoat 🎶Fantasy Costo, where all your dreams come true! Got a deal for you! 🎶

@jk but feet don't go on arms

those pants that can zip off into shorts but for every piece of clothing

@SuricrasiaOnline could you get a few actually cursed? i need some for a thing

"mastodon mor elike [sic] gay"
– @natalie@masto.ninja, unprompted

@maple @natalie@masto.ninja @noelle that's gay

a Half-Life: Opposing Force and The Legend of Zelda crossover where there's the Great HECU Tree

@natalie@masto.ninja http://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/

30 septendecillion paperclips

@softgoat now you're a double member