That bird/moth, Lindsay 🐦🦋 @LaserScheme@computerfairi.es

those coincidental times when you think of a word and then you immediately hear that word being said out loud by someone else unconnected to you are super weird

trailer hitch demagnetisers, automatic circumcisers,
tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers,
soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers,
calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers!

pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication,
metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation,
air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors,
tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors,

picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters,
paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters,
kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables,
hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles,

allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters,
trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters,
walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires,
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers,

gods, Pepper Steak from OFF is such a jam

if Forza is so good why isn't there a Fiveza?

ok well i think i calculated it'd take long enough to fall out of this thing for plenty of events to happen in a story i want to try writing

@rainwarrior Rogue Legacy?

how does one calculate acceptable lengths for space elevators on other planets?

@modernmodron what if you taped a single strip of tape to the wall with another single strip of tape?

Scully you're not gonna believe this

@Nine commit some crimes

kinda sounded like an overhead jet plane but it started and cut off too quickly and also it's almost the middle of the night

was a strange noise coming from outside for a bit just now

@fillertrack as a bird, i no longer enjoy this very rude smiley cloud being

@fillertrack well birds do go in the sky a lot