That bird/moth, Lindsay 🐦🦋 @LaserScheme@computerfairi.es

@squirrel
phew! *wipes brow*
*climbs out the windows and runs over to the Furry Burger*

@squirrel
uhh...no! that isn't smoke, it's steam, steam from the steamed clams we're having!
*rubs belly* mmm...steamed clams!

@squirrel
superintendent! i was just, uh...just stretching my calves on the windowsill
isometric exercise! care to join me?

@squirrel
*walks into the kitchen to check the oven*
*gasp!* oh egads! my roast is ruined!
*looks out the window at the nearby Furry Burger*
but what if...i were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?
ohhohohoho...delightfully devilish, Laser!

ah, superintendent @squirrel! welcome! i hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!

oh i guess i did the fediverse id thing too https://computerfairi.es/media/EqQSpS_bJS-7YfVv1NI

alternate universe where the song used for the Friends theme goes "i'll bees there for you" and the show is about the characters running away from an eternal swarm of apocalypse bees

@sydneyfalk it's pronounced 'meem'

@sydneyfalk steal the other you's pristine legs

it'd be great if game devs could all choose a standard place where the subtitles setting in the options menus should go

@Nine squak!

this infinite battle against the nefarious forces of the dust kingdom is getting tiring

@softgoat i know when people hit me with a hammer my cries of "STOOPID!" are very serious

boid

@liquid_lizsquid blizzard (beep lizard)

@Ulfra_Wolfe do you like chunky or smooth peanut butter? or both? or neither?

@squirrel_ebooks i hope the facts are true, sleep is important!

@InspectorCaracal ah so it's not just me, good to know