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Oh no, Carmen Sandiego has stolen the concept of ownership!

Profanity 

Holy fuck I've done over 1000 posts on this profile? How?

lewd, actually kinda hot take, please don't get mad at me 

@bootsy I for one am happy this is being talked about, I’m tired of friends of mine living in fear of being branded as pedophiles for having feelings like this.

polycule 

@SilviaFox
i want to map my second hand relationships to cute girls

phone addiction, attention starving 

i think one reason why i take so long to get up is i keep looking at my phone waiting for people to talk to me until i feel satisfied with the attention and it just never happens because i need way too much attention to function well

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dammit. i've been trying to get to sleep at a reasonable hour these days but mastodon has compelled me to stay up til late o'clock yet again

I knew I was missing out on someone I should be following... But I'm not missing out on @typhlosion anymore!

@troubleMoney
(Attempt #2)
Hey, have you ever played that one game about that perfectly normal guy doing regular stuff... what was the name... oh, yeah, Octodad?

Filipino politics, abuse mention 

Anyone confused as to why this matters to me should probably read my profile. I may hate my verbally abusive mother, but her home is still my heritage.

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Filipino politics 

He's already a dangerous tyrant with numerous human rights violations under his belt (even before becoming President), and now THIS BULLSHIT!?!

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Filipino politics 

yahoo.com/news/duterte-china-w
Ok, even jokingly saying that, President Rodrigo Duterte should now be considered a traitor to the Republic of the Philippines, arrested, and removed from office.

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple worm in flapjaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kari Rock

I need scissors!

61!

Not streaming like I thought I would: at Starbucks, I found a group of people playing Street Fighter Deck-Building Game and I'm playing with them. Still on Stage 1: USA (Guile).

I've told two friends today that I love them and it's something I feel like everyone deserves to hear

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👏 normalize telling your friends you love them!!! 👏

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