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guy: how did we become the apex race on planet earth

humans: (literally the only animal cooperating with each other and creating artificial things to improve life on a global scale)

guy: maybe we should shit in the woods and eat each other some more, that seems popular

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internet guy: human nature is we're all animals who eat each other and fuck things up, civilization isn't natural

actual humans in nature: this kinda sucks, what if we started working together and farming and building houses

Aside from '70s Super Star Trek clones, the only actual C64 Star Trek game I can find is an Infocom-style Star Trek III RPG.

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LOOK AT THIS WONDERFUL GIFT ART I JUST GOT FROM MY FRIEND @ProgramGamer@twitter.com 😭😭😭 i love it so much

This rendition makes me want to load up a ST:Voyager-themed space trading/combat game on the C64. youtube.com/watch?v=BjEvNTniq3

All the "piracy is bad" takes remind me of that time the RIAA claimed Limewire owed them $75 trillion for piracy.

More than the entire world's annual GDP.

More than the whole industry made since the phonograph's invention in 1877.

Arista v. Limewire en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arista_R

you heard of market price egg nog egg nog egg nog now get reay for SOUP soup Break SOUP relax... SOUP taste

RT @geddysmullet@twitter.com

losing my shit at this bowl i saw at winco

🐦🔗: twitter.com/geddysmullet/statu

@mavica_again I read it as "to" instantly. For the hashtag, I've seen it on Thursdays, too.

This week I learned: how to manage S3-compatible storage with s3cmd, duck, and rclone. I also learned that of those 3 only rclone does effectively remote-to-remote copies.

Some of you took this recommendation too seriously. Get outside and get some sun once in a while.

@LaserScheme I can't remember, but it was somewhat recently: 5-10 years ago. But just a few months ago, I saw someone at a different company use one.

Is there any OS for commodity tablets that does NOT decide to tie up the wifi connection to download & install updates on a whim during Internet field site surveys & speed trials?

we're seeing sweetness levels at about 59%

(59%) ■■■■■□□□□□

RT @ChronRevisited@twitter.com

First rule of show business—Never work with children, wild animals, or an IBM PS/2 on live television:

youtu.be/yoAH1aHmwR0?t=678

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ChronRevisited/sta

capitalist tech rant 

@quirk Or skips the "recommends" step.

capitalist tech rant 

I especially don't want an appliance that would rather do obviously zany misrecognition, think I like the misrecognized thing, and buy things based on it, than admit its ignorance and not worry about it.

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capitalist tech rant 

Appliances that buy things for me with my money, from no vendor but a single store with surprisingly limited inventory, benefits no one but the single locked-in vendor. That's a terribly high price to pay for convenience.

Will it allow me to store sandwiches made from unauthorized bread?

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capitalist tech rant 

I don't like this or want this.

I don't want a refrigerator that does something zany when faced with something it doesn't recognize, or demand I justify anything I store in it.

I don't want an appliance of any kind that makes purchasing decisions for me.

arstechnica.com/gadgets/2021/1

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