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I think capitalism made us take a wrong turn when this is how a pack of just small towels is marketed.

Also in the announcements (at top of your home timeline in the Web interface).

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Computer Fairies folks, we're not rushing the turnover. We will have to schedule some outages in order for me to take over the hosting and bill-paying responsibility, but I'll be sure to let you know over on @admin when and for how long.

Hey friends!

We are very happy to announce that the instance will now no longer be shutting down at the end of the year and will instead keep running, helmed by our very own @arielmt!

We're currently handing over all the relevant things and Ariel will be taking post as full and sole administrator in the near future

I think we shouldn't need supercomputers at either end of the link, let alone both, just to look at cat photos.

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"But Ariel, why not just use a popular blog app instead?"

Two root reasons. First, the server has to be a containerized virtual hypercomputer instead of a basic Web server, limiting hosting options.

Second, JavaScript basically reinventing HTML, which means I have to use an inconveniently expensive browser to download an app every page instead of using CLI tools & a lightning-fast Web browser.

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I could, but that's a lot of work as well as really overthinking the plumbing. Groff is stuck on HTML4 and XHTML, which means I'd have to stick a sed or awk script on the end of the pipeline. If I'm going to get typesetting involved, it's better to start with an LML & translate that instead.

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faeposting, hypnokink, refers to 'you' 

"Penny for your thoughts, dear." I say, putting a penny on the table. You pick it up, and your mind just goes blank.

anyone got free android drawing program recs? i use autodesk sketchbook right now and i like the brushes but i don't like lack of crop and fixed-size palette

I wonder if I could use troff to make a modern-feeling HTML5 blog. I wonder how customizable groff_www macros are.

Did you know Projekt Red obtained a trademark on "cyberpunk"?

And that they're now pursuing a claim against the itch.io designer of a TTRPG, Neon Nights?

techdirt.com/articles/20210916

Also, it apparently took Discord around 50 hours to do anything meaningful about the server hijack.

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