jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

@Lumb i'll take the 1994 subaru and i'll give the switch to a switch

This log cabin on wheels is a fucking life goal.

Shine on you crazy Russians.

@pettancow

It's the early morning before the rest of the fediverse wakes up, and my federated timeline is filled with bots screaming into the void.

when my friends hit the club I...

...sit quietly at home and fuck around on the internet

the fediverse taught me that stylishly using the word praxis in and out of proper context is good praxis

Bunny in a maid outfit in the streets, bunny in a bunny waitress outfit in the sheets

“you didn’t even know you were dissociating during sex until you’d been doing it for about a decade.”

Fucking a, Imogen is looking straight into my goddamn soul.

https://twitter.com/hourlyFox/status/1094419441008459776

Oh fuck it's baby time

i'm really angry about the phrase "drink driving"

i said FUCK arbies!
i crashed my car into an arby's