jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

sometimes the missus tells me she looks at masto on my phone and just puts it away, confused, saying we have our own dialect she doesn't understand. Then, other times she says things like, "Ah, yes, the mouth.... the vagina of the face."

Good morning! There's a cat curled up beside my thigh, and in a little bit I'm gonna get up and make hmm pamcakes.

Basically I hope your day is going as good as mine is so far, and I hope all our days stay good!!

Labour MP Siobhain Mcdonagh: “to be anti-capitalism is to be anti-semitic”

https://nyebevannews.co.uk/labour-mp-siobhain-mcdonagh-to-be-anti-capitalism-is-to-be-anti-semitic/

Yes, obviously, because according to her the jews control the... hang on a sec, who was antisemitic again?

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@lunaterra I started with 1am posting and then slowly became an anarchist

1am real anarchist posting hours

you good?

The other night I was saying there needs to be protective swimwear at a range of prices? I found a cute enough rash guard for $29 at Superstore! (Still on the lookout for a long sleeved one, too.)

I hope biexgender people have people who support them at their side.

You know like

Nyah

"What."

West virginyahhhhh, o/'

Polyagender people deserve the best!

@slightlyflightyone The male witch doctor tho is A PROBLEM™️ even moreso than the female tho, because not only is he old, and hobbled, and vaguely malformed, he's got a characteristically shaky-hand indicative of kuru, a prion disease associated with cannibalism. SO UH

YEAH. THAT'S A PROBLEM LMAO

https://twitter.com/hourlyFox/status/1104581398415970304