jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

Could it be because Christians are such massive bigots? Nah, definitely not that I imagine.

https://www.newsweek.com/witchcraft-wiccans-mysticism-astrology-witches-millennials-pagans-religion-1221019

@maple @evie

pickle rick is short for pichardle richard

https://twitter.com/hourlyFox/status/1089254153749217280

how i feel when someone who doesn't follow me tries to comment on my lewd pics

@hanny lmao my friends just thought i was making a really bad joke every time i said "im gay"

Wow, I didn't even mention my cardiologist and impending heart failure and I still ran out of space. Fuck

my cat is adorable and i love her

@maple "Yer a snob, Harry"

@maple hard agree. this sort of mindless "UGH! This new <social-media-thing> is KILLING <thing-i-like> and anybody using it isn't doing it PROPERLY!" is bullshit gatekeeping. I hate these awful arguments and always roll my eyes at them.

@PaladinQuinn aaaaaaaaaa

PLAY SPORTS BE GAY

More likely we're just fucking terrified of men for the so many reasons...

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2018/11/28/trump-coach-dave-lesbian-unattractive-women/

If you're trans, remember: the point of changing your appearance and presentation is to feel better living in your own skin. Anyone who gives you grief for not meeting some arbitrary standard is welcome to go shag a cactus.

Centrists: why do young people like Sanders so much? They must be hot for white grandpa

Youngsters: no it's his desire to redistribute wealth. We also like it when a young WOC says "every billionaire is a policy failure"

Centrists: no those two can't be related they look nothing alike. No, we need to get O'Rourke to do a Fortnite dance, that's how we'll beat Trump

It's not that they are too dim, they're actively choosing not to tell the truth because they want it to be false

Hi I’m bun and gotta get to sleep soon but like
Pet me though???????