🐲​​Friday ACAB🐉 @dragonmagic@computerfairi.es

omg someone on youtube knows what snowboarder kids is ​

c'mon super sea snail shells,.....

O M G how long has 7-11 bsb selling choco cornets?

oh, yeah, the things I was worried about last night aren't as big of a deal today, resolved'em and such

I think team aliens or nessie might be the most popular team

got an ominous feeling team big foot is gonna sweep the rest of the results though like last time tho ​

managed to win like 4 or 5 matches in a row despite none of my teammates using the beacons

(in an extra worn out voice with a southern accent) please use the squid beacons I put down y'all, *please*,

I put'em down for you!

you can spawn at my beacons! it's true! please!

#splatoon3 #splatoon #splatfest

@tillianisafox I was recently thinking of learning chess :3

one of those days where I'm going to bed early because I feel mentally terrible *and* physically terrible 🙃

there's something extra ominous when a relative leaves a voicemail asking to schedule a specific time to talk

what I thought MMO's would be like: (pictures of MonHun and dot hack)

what MMO's ended up being like: (photographs of marching bands, orchestra, team sports)

last minute ordering/paying for things because my new card won't be here until mid next week

one really annoying call with the bank later

captcha test: which one of these pixelated photos is a rugby ball?

my clueless american dumbass: uuuuuuuuuuuhhh,..,...,,,,.....,,..

was anyone going to tell me pencil boards are supposed to be used to prevent bleed through/pressure or was I supposed to just figure that out from collecting random anime pencil boards

I half expect someone to jump into this toot saying they know who I'm talking about/referencing and that guy is problematic somehow, and I wouldn't doubt it, but that's not the point

the point is I'm picking the least likely of the 3 because

(in the same tone as "what if it was purple!") what if there's a dinosaur in that lake!

I think for this splatfest I'm inspired by that one comedian's bit where he explains how he's not an expert in like, anything, but, what if, there was a giant dinosaur in that lake

Heheh, I bookmarked it

It was from 2021!

now I have to find the damn toots which is going to be a bit of a headache