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apparently there's dog strollers for most sizes, seriously thought about getting one for Irene (the pom) for a second

re: culture confusion 

@catgoat I just saw that video today about the spray painted plastic Christmas tree :blobastonished:

after looking into SBP a bit, I was even more surprised to find out that this started with parents wanting more gender neutral toys and toxic free baby stuff

I have mixed feelings about the gender neutral angle, but I'm super curious when spray paint entered the equation :thinkhappy:

Winter solstice. When days are the shortest in the whole year. Deer in the mountains shed their antlers, and wheat sprouts rest underneath the snow. 🌑

culture confusion 

I am so confused, I thought "sad beige parenting" was an insult we were using for bad parenting

so I tap the hashtag on insta expecting to see mostly funny or angry callout posts from *not* beige parents

apparently,... the terrible parents are *AWARE* of the name and are *PROUD* to use the hashtag?? ??????

...at least when I was growing up (90's) if most of the interior was pure white with BS abstract art, at least the kids rooms were explosions of color

Big health tip:

If you don't want to be sick for the holidays start masking and washing now if you haven't already been.

Try to encourage your friends and family to do the same, even if just for the next few weeks.

Keep those holiday parties germ free and ensure everyone goes home healthy!

it's somewhat reassuring to find DASHAREZONE when I'm on smaller social media sites, like they're a constant in the infinite paths of the internet...

...

...is DASHAREZONE on furry gallery sites?

I kinda want to see more famous images remade with animal skeletons now :thinkhappy:

$395/$1409.73 raised so far.

I'm a disabled, unhoused Mvskoke Semvnole woman on SSDI who needs assistance w/medical bills.

I was inpatient in June and need help covering my $584.73 Aristada shot/$825 inpatient bill.

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Christmas goofin' 

so you're tellin' me, some immortal-ish (maybe an elf) guy watches everyone?
to single handedly alignment chart style determine if they've been good or evil on a yearly basis

and because of this constant magical surveillance, I should consider the benefits of generosity for it’s own sake…

because he IS coming? no doubts? no reschedules? stand-ins?

to hand deliver his judgement not only to my residence but everyone? in one night?

via magical reindeer?!

idk,....

good news! found the winter hat

bad news: this is why I HAVE to put shit back in The Same Spot Every Single Time

my pupper isn't feeling well and I'm fairly sure I somehow lost my only winter hat already :blobcatoh:

This place I tried today had on the front door "last wash at 8:30pm", everywhere online and the decal sticker hours on their window say they close at 10pm

make it make sense! Is it 8:30 or 10??? They're 2 different numbers!! 💢🤬

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changed my mind about the 24/7 self laundry place because I'm tired of being shooed out or locked out of regular laundry when there's an hour or more before the listed closing time (I check!)

I really don't care about the why, just fucking list the real hours of operation on somewhere that isn't just the front door, wasting everyone's time and energy 💢

I can just jump back into my warm car and try somewhere else, feels like they're really looking down at people who walk or take the bus

Well I watched that, found out why hulu likes to pretend that doesn't exist lmao

re: hulu's Happiest Season thread - idk how long 

Audrey Plaza best character, John the gay best friend 2nd best character, Abby 3rd, everyone else last

DaShareZone style 🏃 💨

maybe it's the flight response but I usually think is leaving is best

this open shirt undone tie look is working for me

8O REAL DRAMA O M G

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!

:3c

oh wow

~*holiday grief feels*~

oh no this movie making me feel things??? :blobsob:

I kinda hate this ending

I hate this ending :\

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re: hulu's Happiest Season thread - idk how long 

WOW SHOTS FIRED OVER THE IPAD PHOTOS...like DAMN

oh no why

GAY BESTIE REMAINS THE BEST

oh The Mall,....

what a fun twist, ACAB

I was just thinking about how weird it would be to take a trip on x-mas to be by yourself

drag bar :O ... ((I'm sad the weird bar I liked back at home isn't there anymore :c ))

this is so scott pilgrim

lol the cishet bar

FRATTYS....

this sideplot with boring guy is boring

sideplot of the pets is really good

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re: hulu's Happiest Season thread - NSFW maybe - idk how long 

"an appropriate amount of. boyfriends..."

I am not taking offense about this weird hyper eldest daughter :) nope not here

I think I would just leave if someone invited an old ex of mine to a family dinner, just, turn around, and leave dasharezone style :paw_fx90_middle_finger:

AUDREY PLAZA FINALLY OTL

ART HISTORY LESBIANS woo

pfft no, this plan is the best

who are these kids???

ultra niche gift baskets...

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re: hulu's Happiest Season thread - NSFW maybe - idk how long 

I am not motivated by the why all this happens but okay we gotta roll the ball somehow

gay guy bestie is my fave side character so far

ASK HER DAD FOR HIS BLESSING?!? GOOD LORD THE WORST PART OF THIS IDEA

:) 11 minutes in and this plan is already the worst

((I hope my eyes aren't this level of terrifying blue))

absolutely GIANT house, is this normal for the east coast??

I can smell the uptight fragrances

"YoU'rE sO bRaVe!"

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hulu's Happiest Season thread - NSFW maybe - idk how long 

ok so the intro is a poorly illustrated montage of how the protags get together. I'm not a fan because it looks like a filter over photos (might actually be a filter or otherwise just too stiff)

so the BDSM scene happens in a rando's house which is also the roof where the main gals are romcom lying down & talking about stuff, one of the gals is stuck on the leaf gutter and caught a glimpse of CHRISTMAS BDSM

5 minutes what a strong start

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