JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine@computerfairi.es

Drunk text https://computerfairi.es/media/jV3pSdG3rIhVywN0iCE

p sure i just nailed the shit out of that interview. It was clearly a softball but ill take it!

@maxx @werecupine well that's random! we're here for our anniversary, also sprawled in our airbnb watching GBBO reruns. Why are you stalking us!

@werecupine @maxx yes! Just for the night :3

Sampling the local whiskey bar scene in [checks clipboard] San Diego?! https://computerfairi.es/media/-R0_I47Hb34QXdpaSfE

Sam says hi! https://computerfairi.es/media/mUESkbZj6-Ad5AUNimo

@maxx @werecupine hehe awesome. let me know if you get critical mass. I ain't goin' into the paddy wagon alone!

@werecupine you've got that killer kigu! Default Costume. Also are you going to give out candy this year now that you live in a kidsy neighborhood? You could invite us all over to suit in your yard and scandalize the neighbors...

Resignation letter sent. D:

@hellamander uuugh yeah this has actually stopped me from continuing to ramp up my lifting weight. I like making progress, but it started to get really easy to randomly tweak my back and then suffer for 3 weeks. No thank you.

@admin thanks for your hard work! appreciate this instance's stability <3

YOU GUYS. The EU is getting rid of Daylight Saving Time! We can be next! https://www.dw.com/en/eu-to-stop-changing-the-clocks-in-2019/a-45495680

wow this old forgotten "Silver Hawks" cartoon intro is WAY more '80s than I expected it to be: https://youtu.be/bUe5Ugg6Iks

"own a filthy shack and a tesla" should be the official motto of mountain view

@werecupine when we put @tanakiwah on Foursquare we named his house "blowjobs", so it would say "Scott has checked into blowjobs" in the history feed

@maxx noooooooo

You enter a room. Inside the room is Apple lead designer Jony Ive. Jony begins talking about his thoughts on product design.

Jony talks for a number of seconds, after which time you can't stand it anymore and you slap his stupid face.

This is your Jony Ive number.

@hellamander yay glad to hear you're feeling more sorted! <3