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@Nine A pun is no good if it is un-noticed.

A pun must be freed for all.

All must be pun-ished.

@kelerak Save state usage for the NES Zeldas are legal and valid.

Carry on.

drugs, joke 

Some people huff glue. Others huff PC duster.

Me?

Nothing but the finest powdered chocolate, thanks.

When Mark Watney was trapped on Mars do you think he tried to chip some of his potatoes?

@troubleMoney Dear Companies,

Please give this Octo your watch based swag. Eight arms, eight chances for promotion from a singular entity. How can [b]you[/b] [i]lose[/i]?

@pettancow Faetes, help me, I'm considering submitting a Ys I speedrun to RPG Limit Break

Hbomb stream, misogynistic ad joke 

@evie Daikatana? More like.. Diekatana.

@Nine dear nintendo, hear my plea
bring the mp trilogy to switch
so it's not stuck on the wii

Trying to find a creative solution for leaky windows in a snowstorm at nearly two AM in the morn is [i]not[/i] my idea of fun.

The Adventures of Michael Cera and Sassy Alexa.

"Hey Alexa, did I take my medication recently?"
"How the fuck should I know? You never tell me anything anymore."

The more I hear about indie game YIIK the more I wish I hadn't heard about it.

Feels good to get home and get into clothes that aren’t cold and wet

loneliness 

have you ever wanted to disappear from the world; hoping that somebody would notice you’re gone but deep down inside you know that no one ever will?

mild grumpy complaints 

i’m not sure if it’s raining just right or if the seals on my boots are going but right now my feet are wet and i hate it

@Chel Rock Paper Scissors fills me with an unspeakable rage.

Sitting here waiting for this apocalyptic snowfall but it just ain't coming.

smdh if I miss ANOTHER apocalypse.

@Chel @Scarly Hey, at least you wouldn't have to worry about it going out on you...

Because it'd already be BRICKED

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