Joe @legendaryjoeb@computerfairi.es

No, I really don't like the fact that it can take me a while to take a shit because I have ulcerative colitis. No, I don't enjoy taking up the only bathroom in the house because of it.

But goddamn I wish people would show a bit more sympathy for a condition that's not my fault.

@citlali The Walking Dead is nothing but cheap horror.

If I wanted a real scare I can just look at my bank account.

Hahahahahaha... ha... ha...

*gross sobbing*

Little robot welder friend

@softgoat “Rare”

@Chel it’s a farmer’s life for me

@azushark i usually get a shit ton of candles and make a summoning circle so i can call forth one of the denizens of darkness to play chutes and ladders with.

i have a nil success rate so far...

@maple

@pettancow Thanks, Tem.

Sorry I haven’t been around for your stuff. I know I’ve been around but I’ve been in a perpetual anxiety attack about all week long. I’m glad for you it got all cleared up.

Nothing like coming home after a long, exhausting day only to find out your beloved family cat has passed away.

Work is now just counting down the minutes until I can go home and worship my god.

By god I mean my bed and by worship I mean I'm gonna high dive faceplant into it.

This absolutely was not on purpose.

@citlali Ummm, no thanks, Mom. Winter will be here soon anyways. They’ll be plenty of Natural Sickness then.

My face wants some coffee but my heart says that it’s probably a bad idea.

Really fucking want to be trying to go to sleep right now but I gotta go to work because they can't find anyone else to cover someone's vacation so I gotta get my sleep schedule fucked. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck capitalism.

@troubleMoney Conventionally I would @ you however since I have a propensity of forgetting to equip wrist based time pieces I have long abandoned their use and must defer to your judgment in this case.

@pettancow Pour more funding into the nanomachines. They must be ready!

I load my RPGs with the important stuff.

"I'm really enjoying this video game but I wish it would end soon so I can move on to other titles."

*continues to invest time in the non mandatory real estate sidequests*

A clothes dryer but for keyboard keys