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gambling 

@troubleMoney Put me down for five quid that America has a gambling problem

kink adjacent 

i'm not one for torture but someone throw me on a rack and stretch me out because my back is crazy tense lately.

@Nine It's her hair that gets really poofy. Somehow.

She always tries to pass it off as bad conditioner and static electricity when in public but nobody's buying it.

@Nine I now implant the image of Samus stretching out and yawning like a cat every time she wakes up into your mind.

@Nine Soooooo... despite having partial bird genes Samus sleeps like a cat?

Life feels weird now that Reggie will never likely give us Mother 3.

worldpol, russia, weapons 

@troubleMoney Hmmmm, it'd be too much to ask for Putin and the Old Guard to die and take the Cold War mentality with them, wouldn't it?

I think when I retire I’ll settle down to a farm where I’ll make my own cheese and raise some pigs.

I’ll call it the Cheddar Bacon Ranch.

uspol 

@troubleMoney "In a Bunker" is code for Bloated Orange is still stuck in the digital sandtrap.

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