Joe @legendaryjoeb@computerfairi.es

@pettancow I understand.

My doctor tells me I should stop getting burgers with friends every day because then I wouldn't have beef with people all the time.

Big Book

It's days like this I am reminded of the Tao of Pratchett.

Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Hi, yes, I would like to invent time dilation technology so I can hide myself in a time bubble and get some proper sleep without the entire day going by.

@pettancow Trails got too dark and spilled over into Ys.

@Chel @pettancow Ys IX key art

Intern: *bursts through door* Professor! You’ll never believe it! We found even more Pokémon in a new region!

Professor Oak: * takes a long drag of a joint and sighs*

allegedly there's a potential sixteen more democrats that may join the presidential race and i am just exhausted already.

@scarly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9U2ekOVL5Q - this was supposed to be four years ago

@troubleMoney At the very least if the contents don't satisfy you the label will still bring joy.

@pettancow BETRAYAL

@pettancow If you give a minotaur a fairy then she’s gonna want to start a feymarch.

@troubleMoney https://twitter.com/ajaniaubrey/status/1101275721647960065

@pettancow What? I thought there was just a big white void between Ontario and BC.

@pettancow Maybe a breakfast with coffee?

@maple *nods sagely*

Relatable

Detective Pikachu looks wild and I’m loving it.

@Nine There’s a reason I keep things from the Spider Bake Sale forever...