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Double checking John Oliver's math

Facebook one-day losses: $119 Billion
Global cheese market (projected for 2019): $118 Billion

Yep. Facebook did indeed lose, in one day, more value than the entire concept of cheese

if the "why isnt there a ___ 2" joke is so good why isn't there a "why isn't there a ___ 2" 2

hello, I'm online!!

I spent an hour and a half trying to debug a code issue, before realising it was something more complex than I could deal with, and submitted a bug report

@puppy@sleeping.town our microwave does this too, it's so frustrating

time for: water, then sleep

goodnight, my dearests, nearests, and sneerests

GTAV thoughts 

* it would be better if it was either less satirical or less serious
* I want to see GTAV but set in the UK, for some reason
* I think Trevor is too horrible - I have trouble playing his sections because he's just so disgusting
* holy heck this game is sexist

@Efi oh no!!!!

*picks you up and runs, carrying you to a bucket of water*

ow ow ow

jumping to conclusions, silly, apocalyptic 

@boobs_idiot@octodon.social I hope not...

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