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conspiracy theory 

An ancient order of augurs has been ruling the world through by harnessing the eldritch forces of the butterfly effect. Using powerful technology harnessed from a crashed alien spaceship, the order has, for centuries, been launching coordinated assassinations around the world of sparrows in flight, halting the beating of their wings, and thereby shaping the course of global events.

apple event leak 

@maple "announcing the brand new Drinkable Iphone™"

if you're having trouble visualizing the recursive centaur i've made this helpful reference

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The recursive centaur: half horse, half recursive centaur

horny 

@daylight I thought you had an AD, that you just never used?

subtoot 

I just saw someone using fake IPA:

the slashes were backwards and they used a bunch of umlauts

...but they also used ə

I'm confused

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