conspiracy theory
An ancient order of augurs has been ruling the world through by harnessing the eldritch forces of the butterfly effect. Using powerful technology harnessed from a crashed alien spaceship, the order has, for centuries, been launching coordinated assassinations around the world of sparrows in flight, halting the beating of their wings, and thereby shaping the course of global events.
@fillertrack good luck!!!!
@codl nice
lewd gaming joke
I love this LoadingReadyRun sketch: https://youtu.be/xTgmPhCHUo8?list=PLV_qemO0oati3DhGTvf-eqx-TOc0r7yER
apple event leak
@maple "announcing the brand new Drinkable Iphone™"
@softgoat bah!
@azushark good morning!!
Affectionate at reader
@BatElite *feels very loved* ♥
Selfies, Holy Shit
@loki so cute!!!
if you're having trouble visualizing the recursive centaur i've made this helpful reference
horny
@daylight oh...
horny
@daylight I thought you had an AD, that you just never used?
Affectionate
@BatElite *purrs softly, relaxing against you*
Affectionate
@BatElite *smoooooooch snug*
@Efi ::<
hi I'm avery, a cute lizardsquid with 3 hearts full of love!
nonbinary ░ they/she ░ australia ░ 29yo
I post: silly lizardy nonsense, world building, conlangs, doctor who
polyam, demi, open. I love affection!
hugs and cuddles and such are ok, but everything else please ask first
languages: English • Welsh (very basic)
I have a private account, ask for access!
(some old accounts:
@gwyfyndraig
@liquid_lizsquid
)