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ms pac-man, not to be confused with microsoft pac-man

Silly affectionate 

Why yes we're a pretty tight-knit group, if by knit you mean hugging.

terrible video game related joke 

i can't believe the video game industry keeps getting away with all these rereleases! every year there's a new damn edition of E3, but when are they going to get to work on E4???

I just want to play dark souls, but I'm cursed 

I got to play it for 2 hours, though, so that was fun

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I just want to play dark souls, but I'm cursed 

I tried wine, no support
I tried booting windows on my computer, but the bootfiles don't exist anymore
I tried the spare laptop, but the hard-drive is corrupted and windows can't boot
I tried a system recovery disk on my main computer, it couldn't fix the problem
I got a laptop from a friend, but there was no cable
When I got the cable, none of the devices worked over usb
The graphics drivers were broken, so I had to reset them
And now it won't boot

dark souls 

today I got through the undead asylum, undead burg, and defeated the taurus demon in less than 50 minutes

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PDA 

At some point "I love you" becomes "I love you very much" becomes "aklsfdnsdl I love youuuuu" becomes "I'm going to surprise draw them as a fantasy barbarian warlord."

@chao@chitter.xyz is my victim and I'm not sorry. :D It's not my fault your cute head has so many spikes on it. Okay, maybe not as many as the helmet I gave you but you had a few to begin with.

No, that battleaxe isn't practical in slightest but with just one set of blades she'd lose her balance.

Cower in fear.

My snoot boopin baby is driving me crazy
My obsession for a pettin', my squish paw date

Still feeling icky from the hospital yesterday and can’t seem to concentrate long enough to draw something for real so here’s a doodle of sad Suds (my #dragon #oc) #mastoart

elite: dangerous 

I'm trying elite dangerous on PS4 and.... these controls are driving me insane. I'm so confused all of the time, nothing feels right, and I feel like I'm clumsy

I know part of this is I'm terrible with controllers b/c I didn't grow up with them, but I think part of this is the controls just suck

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