our housemate just came and told us that we can't use the toilet until at least tuesday because it's leaking out the pipes and overflowing into his workshop

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Apr 01, 2018, 01:25

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**Emi Puppy** @MochiWaifu@slime.global · Apr 01, 2018, 01:25

Apr 01, 2018, 01:25

Emi Puppy @MochiWaifu@slime.global

small progress: i added a map post thingy and a longer path, so i could now work on a second house and connect them

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Mar 31, 2018, 13:52

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**Always tooting for th'antihero** @Momentrabbit@awoo.space · Mar 31, 2018, 13:52

Mar 31, 2018, 13:52

Always tooting for th'antihero @Momentrabbit@awoo.space

@lizardsquid Tsk. No can do. That would constitute a *massive* containment breach at multiple sites. n.n

However. My *favourite* SCP? My *very* favourite SCP? Well, that's hidden in a tale. (*scratches left eye absently*) What harm could there be in sharing that?

http://www.scp-wiki.net/antimemetics-division-hub

Specifically, it's in the five story arc of "There Is No Antimemetics Division"(2015).

Be sure to read SCP-055 first. You probably have and forgot already. That happens.

Enjoy. n.*

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Mar 31, 2018, 13:45

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Mar 31, 2018, 13:45

Mar 31, 2018, 13:45

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

time to sleep

and dream of nebulae and softness

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Mar 31, 2018, 13:27

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**× moved ×** @maple@chitter.xyz · Mar 31, 2018, 13:27

Mar 31, 2018, 13:27

× moved × @maple@chitter.xyz

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Mar 31, 2018, 10:10

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Mar 31, 2018, 10:10

Mar 31, 2018, 10:10

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woops gotta do chores before I get too tired

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Mar 31, 2018, 10:07

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Mar 31, 2018, 10:07

Mar 31, 2018, 10:07

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

meow!!!

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Mar 31, 2018, 06:07

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** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Mar 31, 2018, 06:07

Mar 31, 2018, 06:07

 maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

hi im michael vsauce. did you know that shapes have sides? interestingly, this is true

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Mar 31, 2018, 08:51

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**Autonomous Ⓐ Robot Starship🛰️** @StarshipAmelia@cybre.space · Mar 31, 2018, 08:51

Mar 31, 2018, 08:51

Autonomous Ⓐ Robot Starship🛰️ @StarshipAmelia@cybre.space

cute animorphs fanart

I really enjoyed animoprhs as a kid! This is a cute fanart of an andalite from said series! Eating a donut!!)

(Source: http://kitbits.tumblr.com/post/62367588010/dont-tell-me-what-to-do )

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Mar 31, 2018, 07:01

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Mar 31, 2018, 07:01

Mar 31, 2018, 07:01

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

food, money

heck it, I'm getting chocolate

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Mar 31, 2018, 06:43

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**🛄 chitter.xyz** @Efi@mastodon.social · Mar 31, 2018, 06:43

Mar 31, 2018, 06:43

🛄 chitter.xyz @Efi@mastodon.social

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Mar 31, 2018, 06:31

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**Mara, Technopact Warlock** @DialMforMara@wandering.shop · Mar 31, 2018, 06:31

Mar 31, 2018, 06:31

Mara, Technopact Warlock @DialMforMara@wandering.shop

emojineers

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Mar 31, 2018, 05:07

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** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Mar 31, 2018, 05:07

Mar 31, 2018, 05:07

 maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

my ordinary life: ep 21

me: "but what if i were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own--"

@LaserScheme: "yep"

me: "--butt"

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Mar 31, 2018, 05:06

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** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Mar 31, 2018, 05:06

Mar 31, 2018, 05:06

 maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

my ordinary life: ep 20

@LaserScheme: (muttering) "...where's the alphabet..."

me: "excuse me what"

LaserScheme: "wait no that's the wrong end of the alphabet"

me:

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Mar 31, 2018, 03:14

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**mallaidh (dork aspect)** @mallaidh@witches.town · Mar 31, 2018, 03:14

Mar 31, 2018, 03:14

mallaidh (dork aspect) @mallaidh@witches.town

please djently the kobolds

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Mar 31, 2018, 02:46

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Mar 31, 2018, 02:46

Mar 31, 2018, 02:46

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

feeling really upset that I couldn't watch annika's stream, so I'm gonna go have a shower

back soon ✨

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Mar 31, 2018, 02:21

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Mar 31, 2018, 02:21

Mar 31, 2018, 02:21

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

my internet is too slow to load the video, so I guess I'm not watching ::(

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Mar 31, 2018, 02:16

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Mar 31, 2018, 02:16

Mar 31, 2018, 02:16

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

watch them play dark souls here: https://www.twitch.tv/maco25

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Mar 31, 2018, 02:02

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Mar 31, 2018, 02:02

Mar 31, 2018, 02:02

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

I'm playing mini metro and I'm about to watch my sharkfriend play dark souls, so I'm gonna be quiet here

love you all ♥

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Mar 30, 2018, 23:22

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**Rosemary** @Rosemary@awoo.space · Mar 30, 2018, 23:22

Mar 30, 2018, 23:22

Rosemary @Rosemary@awoo.space

I just learned that the words short, shirt, and skirt all come from the same origin, and that the short in shortbread is an archaic use of short meaning "easily crumbled"; all of these come from a proto-indo-european root meaning "to cut off a piece"

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hi I'm avery, a cute lizardsquid with 3 hearts full of love!

nonbinary ░ they/she ░ australia ░ 29yo

I post: silly lizardy nonsense, world building, conlangs, doctor who

polyam, demi, open. I love affection!
hugs and cuddles and such are ok, but everything else please ask first

languages: English • Welsh (very basic)

I have a private account, ask for access!

(some old accounts:
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