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@theoutrider @puppy the year is 2021, you turn on your ph- i mean sentient google assistant

"How May I Help You, Dear User?", the perfectly synthesized voice asks

"h-hey m-mister google, sir? i would like to inquire about... ah, nevermind. forget it"

"What Is It, Fleshy One? I Will Do Everything To Help."

"well, I would like to know more about this alternative operating system, i"

"INSUFFICIENT ACCESS. This Incident Has Been Reported. A Google Drone™ Has Been Dispatched And Will be With Y

High-powered industrial grade mlems

do not operate while intoxicated or doing heavy emotional processing

money, dinner, advice requested 

as desirable as the book is, I think I've got another couple of weeks until it goes out of hold

so I think I'll get chinese for @LottieVixen and me

(although it will be cold by the time I get home, sorry sweetie)

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money, dinner, advice requested 

There's a book I've got on hold at this store I'm at, and it costs $26. I'm considering getting it today

Delicious chinese food costs $12 - $17

I have done the money analysis and we have enough money for one of these things, not both

making this harder: the book might not actually be that great, I have no idea

open for hugs 

*wraps my arms around you and squeezes you softly* 💓

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