@theoutrider @puppy the year is 2021, you turn on your ph- i mean sentient google assistant
"How May I Help You, Dear User?", the perfectly synthesized voice asks
"h-hey m-mister google, sir? i would like to inquire about... ah, nevermind. forget it"
"What Is It, Fleshy One? I Will Do Everything To Help."
"well, I would like to know more about this alternative operating system, i"
"INSUFFICIENT ACCESS. This Incident Has Been Reported. A Google Drone™ Has Been Dispatched And Will be With Y
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money, dinner, advice requested
as desirable as the book is, I think I've got another couple of weeks until it goes out of hold
so I think I'll get chinese for @LottieVixen and me
(although it will be cold by the time I get home, sorry sweetie)
money, dinner, advice requested
There's a book I've got on hold at this store I'm at, and it costs $26. I'm considering getting it today
Delicious chinese food costs $12 - $17
I have done the money analysis and we have enough money for one of these things, not both
making this harder: the book might not actually be that great, I have no idea
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