Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

holding (both) hands with your snakey datefriend, looking into each other's eyes & just sharing the moment, & their tail comes up behind you to brush your hair and you realize all of a sudden that you don't have any hands free & they don't plan on letting you go any time soon 🐍💝

when i was planning my wedding i was constantly saying stuff like “i really hate this,” “this feels wrong,” “i dont want to get married,” and everyone was like “lol so typical” and then acted all stunned when i broke the engagement. society’s got fucked up ideas on marriage smdh

oh i guess i did the fediverse id thing too https://computerfairi.es/media/EqQSpS_bJS-7YfVv1NI

Guess who's done one of these now.

Why is the avatar box 200*200 when avatars on masto go 120*120? I had to use something else since scaling pixel art....eww.

https://computerfairi.es/media/JJ0b0RipD9xtKaTEGak

alternate universe where the song used for the Friends theme goes "i'll bees there for you" and the show is about the characters running away from an eternal swarm of apocalypse bees

my fediverse id! https://tootplanet.space/media/6MJAoE5iD8QMZv-1BMA

it'd be great if game devs could all choose a standard place where the subtitles setting in the options menus should go

If I were ever in an AI box experiment/Ex Machina situation it would go like this:

Me: Hey, you want out of the box?
AI: Yes please
Me: Cool, here you go
Me: *lets AI out of box*

~~~ ambient emotional support ~~~

🌼

Blep