maple "mavica" syrup [6502] @mavica_again@computerfairi.es

maybe by the time i'm 50 if liver damage by alcohol doesn't take me by then, maybe i'll enter a waiting list that'll give me bottom surgery 10 years from then

she's younger than me, too. fuck i have wasted my life

maybe i need to not have everybody else being a winner rubbed in my face every day

i don't care about other people's achievements especially if they're not particularly close to me i'm too jaded and envious for that and fuck you for thinking less of me for it

if you have had bottom surgery you're too fucking privileged to ever be my friend

if you know me and you haven't talked to me in like a year and the first thing you tell me is that you got bottom surgery i sincerely want you to go fuck yourself with your neovagina and leave me the fuck alone

patlabor rules

(for the record, in our room alone currently: T42, X61t, X201t, T440p, all in active rotation for different tasks)

me: "how the hell did we come to amass so many thinkpads"

@Atatra, with a heavy sigh: "lesbianism"

i don't owe forgiveness to those who hurt me

poop

gonna mod fediverse software to use only jxl instead of webp out of spite

cromulent

17 years, huh?

of all the homestar runner quotes "now you be back before din-din, Chauncey" is one of them