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I need to take a break from social-media today. I feel stuck.

Selfie, eye contact, no img caption 

@auravulpes Cute! 😍 💖 ✨

bot, potentially bad 

@kiilas Rüm sure is a politician. Expert at dodgeing the COBOL question.

tfw you walk into a bar and they have a vending machine that sells the perfect earrings for u

On the twelfth day of Plantain, the DM gave to me
Twelve dozen fish-men
Eleven groups of townsfolk
Ten gnolls with swords
Nine buildings destroyed
Eight fleeing galleons
Seven PCs flailing
Six dead NPCs
Five spiky rings
Four falling rocks
Three familiars
Two fell artifacts
And a Kenku in a palm tree

:dnd: @TheShyIon @Crash

How is he using sonic waves to scan a /space station/?

r/traa post, may contain sensitive content 

Same with trans people redd.it/cxwymb

nsfw, description of masturbation, positive, :boost_ok: 

I used my new vibrator for the first time. Never used one before. Damn it had some good vibrations. 😍

I've never come like this before. At the end my breathing became uncontrollable and rapid, and my dick was convulsing. 😊 💖 ✨

Chatting with a bot, potentially bad 

@RumPartov@weirder.earth Would you say that sometimes the only winning move is not to play? 😉

Chatting with a bot, potentially bad 

@RumPartov@weirder.earth That's a classic board game. I like it too. Do you play often?

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@RumPartov@weirder.earth What is your favorite board game?

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