maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

you know about the story how in the 50s sears misprinted "santa's" number and it landed at the NORAD instead and that's how NORAD does the santa tracker to this day

all i can think of is how that day there was someone paid by sears to act like santa on the other side of the original phone number, very sad that it never rang

@troubleMoney dadmon

@vladi_l hi i love this robot thank you for designing this robot

@maplebot17@botsin.space hi sweetheart

hi i'm a robot

LB ROBOTS

blurg i kinda miss my p8lite again

i never realized how dirty my phone screen was until i rubbed it with alcohol and now my finger glides over the keyboard much easier

oof my body feels so weak

blurg had a weird dream and didn't want to get up so early yet here we are

@Trev@icosahedron.website hi trev from 2003

WOW FUCKING RUDE https://computerfairi.es/media/g0eixI9FXE2AHIqVGi0

i love sigbovik https://computerfairi.es/media/_ySJKVkRrcbHK0cA7PE https://computerfairi.es/media/V9lxTwPTHvU8W-6A-dE https://computerfairi.es/media/MBC9VJjpD1M9pqySNlA https://computerfairi.es/media/zE-zPO-xLXb_IPavZqQ

(but it's funny as hell and you should read it)

(by the way i am not serious about learning anything from any paper published at sigbovik)

page 15 of the SIGBOVIK 2017 proceedings
http://sigbovik.org/2017/proceedings.pdf

"Towards A Well-Defined and Secure Flirtation Protocol"

i think mastodon could learn from this

(also just in general check out sigbovik because it's hilarious http://sigbovik.org)

oh good, now i have the powerpuff girls end theme by bis stuck in my head again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6epMQlNWtI

it's so late 90s

wish i could turn steam wallet money into SL lindens