maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

@bea we'll talk then :3

@bea okay no worries

should i poke you later or

can you call me when you're feeling better?

@bea can you help me with this? i am 100% certain there are still people following me that i don't know of and it bothers me a lot but i want to keep the @squirrel handle

@bea hmm i think if someone's ever followed me my instance knows about them, right?

problem is that's gonna be a few (hundreds of?) thousands of requests

federation police mite get mad at me

i wish i could broadcast a force-unfollow signal without having a list of people who are shadow-following me

@bea ?

https://computerfairi.es/media/jCXc5kBz15NTSPFk3U8

im gay for @LaserScheme @Elizafox @amelia and probably a bunch more

beware

im gay

having deleted and then undeleted my account i found out shadow-follows are a thing on mastodon and it BOTHERS THE HELL OUT OF ME

i want to know who's following me, fuck

the gays have always been at it

the toot chains i expect to see on my timeline (replies from people i follow, to people i follow) won't show up in my timeline sometimes. but the ones that shouldn't show up do.

is mastodon even real??????

if we date there's a non-zero chance i'll give you poop updates unless you opt-out of them

@LaserScheme we tell each other when we're pooping