maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

@modernmodron rose everybody knows batteries drain towards the bottom not the top

(more seriously, *offers tight squirrel hugs*)

@Felthry that's exactly what i'm looking for ??? but i live across the fucken world ????

customs might cost more than the exorbitant price it is to buy a new one here

i cant find a video of the hacker badge working anymore but here are some pictures of when i assembled them back in august 2016

it's kind of like a defcon-like badge but in a formfactor that can be used with a safety pin to attach it to clothing and minimal component count and easy to hand solder and fabricate with single-layer pcbs

4 buttons and a fully addressable 8x8 led matrix with nothing more than a single atmega328

https://computerfairi.es/media/KozR8eq176VumGRHXro https://computerfairi.es/media/oPiVENJZGYPIcAToZc4 https://computerfairi.es/media/qk5aCdCw1yScFeokzD8

"squirrel bot plush bun" are all completely interchangeable with each other and you can refer to me with those words in any order

@noelle aaaa nooooo

oh you wanna SEE what i've done? ok
- image editing and webdev and sysadmin: look at computerfairi.es
- sound editing and music composition: https://soundcloud.com/svetlana
- electronics engineering: https://github.com/Lana-chan/brochehacker (i actually manufactured 10 of these)
- programming: the rest of my github profile

now hire me

@djsundog this is such a good rendition of that song

@LaserScheme no that one i have official qualification for

💛

@bea

things i could put in my resume:
- image editing
- sound editing
- video editing
- music composition
- programming
- web development
- sysadmin
- electronics engineering

sure i don't HAVE official qualifications for any of those things but uh fuckin hire me ???

i'm a fuckin powerhouse tbh

now that i'm done with the assignment i am less angry at linux and actually pretty impressed with myself that i managed to edit the whole thing that we had a week for in a single day using kdenlive

(i didn't do it over the week cause i only got the material TO be edited today because my group kinda sucks at not doing things last minute)

@V welcome!!!!

i finally finished the thing i had to do!!

😫

*collapses onto bed*

@azka yeah none of those options are good and i know about all of them already thank you

@masklayer https://computerfairi.es/@squirrel/99038198636697691

it's 2017 and linux still doesn't have an image editor. none. not one exists.

seriously i just want a 16:9 image with centered text

do i have to like, do it out in html and css and then screenshot the page

is there really no other software that can help me do that because kdenlive can't