maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

hope everybody else will have fun while im gone

i'll just like, fuck off and try not to delete my mastodon account. see ya

sorry nevermind

@troubleMoney *clings to*

@revenant same

me: "hey who's in line of succession from guy fieri as the mayor of flavor town"

@LaserScheme: "nobody he's an invincible prince"

...

me: "ok but what if he dies"

laser: "he can't die he's invincible!"

me: "ok but what if he abdicates"

im hamburger and so can you

consider:

girls

i can't believe i'm dating a quitter,

gay computer

@XenonFiber@octodon.social this website plays whatever music is for the time your computer reports to it http://tane.us/ac/ it's super cool,,

@gewt @er1n look i'm not paying for the long-distance charges again

@gewt madeline what did i tell you about dialing into hell

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social that's the beauty of it <3

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social there are a few that do it better... they're just not widespread, sadly

most of the really inclusive ones are in furry adult spaces, i've found >.>

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social <3

oh hey look it's me being gay with a cutie @KitRedgrave@glitch.social https://computerfairi.es/media/V8oW0ea-aBKoeIcLKww