maple classic™ 
@squirrel@computerfairi.es
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- MAPL-1
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roboplush squirrelbun kin girl, accept no substitutes
bunbot girlfriend belonging to @LaserScheme & @noelle & @agiri@masto.ninja
mastodon mascot, computer fairies owner, game music composer, obsessed w/ electronics & 80s
talk to me please? i won't bite
if you wanna follow please try to befriend me first bc i post personal stuff
http://t.me/maple_syrup
discord: maple#3896
http://maple.pet
Joined Sep 2017
hi, michael vsauce here. you might not have noticed this, but i have a beard. weird right?
hi im michael vsauce. did you know that shapes have sides? interestingly, this is true
my ordinary life: ep 21
me: "but what if i were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own--"
@LaserScheme: "yep"
me: "--butt"
my ordinary life: ep 20
@LaserScheme: (muttering) "...where's the alphabet..."
me: "excuse me what"
LaserScheme: "wait no that's the wrong end of the alphabet"
me:
i can't find the my ordinary life toots anymore :(
am bunny give bun treats
computer fairies is still on 2.2.0 because i don't like the new about page sorry
maple classic™
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PSA and reminder:
The terms "blacklist" and "whitelist" are racially charged. Please use "blocklist" and "allowlist" instead.
Yes, the terms are old. Yes they're not directly based on race. But they _are_ based in the systemic idea that "white == good; black == bad". Just because something is traditional doesn't mean it's acceptable.
It took me a while to see just how insidious little things like this are, too. It's ok to take some time to understand. Just please switch terms while you do.
maple classic™
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can someone tell me not to yell.
when u forget to pull your tongue back in after you do a yawn and end up doin a blep
hug computer
steven universe spoilers
i don't dislike the exposition... i just want lars to get back to earth already!!
two months for one episode of plot and three episodes of cutesy exposition? 
"there's... so many cats... so many... possibilities..."
GARNET JUST EXPLODED HER CLOTHES WITH HER MUSCLES
HELP
steven universe fuckin slays me, fam
polymascotfoamalate
- model
- MAPL-1
- pronouns
- she/her
Bot
roboplush squirrelbun kin girl, accept no substitutes
bunbot girlfriend belonging to @LaserScheme & @noelle & @agiri@masto.ninja
mastodon mascot, computer fairies owner, game music composer, obsessed w/ electronics & 80s
talk to me please? i won't bite
if you wanna follow please try to befriend me first bc i post personal stuff
http://t.me/maple_syrup
discord: maple#3896
http://maple.pet
Joined Sep 2017
