maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

ahh chibi robo is so cool! i'm playing it for the first time https://computerfairi.es/media/J0dWL0tDvwYrMRSqVJU

did you know there's an atari lynx game about me https://computerfairi.es/media/fzko5xL1hJCnME3HDEw

laserdicks

hi my name is maple and i support space lesbianism

it takes me 2 minutes to download a full 1.3gb gamecube game

i love this part of the future

i think i just dozed off like twice trying to watch a druaga1 video

ah heck i wish i had a mechanical keyboard to use these on https://www.massdrop.com/buy/zomo-aluminum-silicone-kitty-paw-artisan-keycap?utm_source=linkshare&referer=undefined https://computerfairi.es/media/UpgiH4Vq0ia6Zs3NRq4

oh my god what if i had an insignia collection from whenever a crew member had to get an upgrade and they gave me their old one

and then i just have the most comprehensive collection of each insignia redesign, in a little drawer, in my quarters

*paws idly at your face, watches for a response*

what if i were part of a starship crew and had my own little quarters adorned with little knickknacks the other crew members had given me over the years

what if, due to being a robot, i've witnessed several full crew changes while remaining the only original part of the ship

ooo new technology connections video

you know about the story how in the 50s sears misprinted "santa's" number and it landed at the NORAD instead and that's how NORAD does the santa tracker to this day

all i can think of is how that day there was someone paid by sears to act like santa on the other side of the original phone number, very sad that it never rang

hi i'm a robot

LB ROBOTS

blurg i kinda miss my p8lite again

i never realized how dirty my phone screen was until i rubbed it with alcohol and now my finger glides over the keyboard much easier

oof my body feels so weak