maple classic™ 
@squirrel@computerfairi.es
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- MAPL-1
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- she/her
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roboplush squirrelbun kin girl, accept no substitutes
bunbot girlfriend belonging to @LaserScheme & @noelle & @agiri@masto.ninja
mastodon mascot, computer fairies owner, game music composer, obsessed w/ electronics & 80s
talk to me please? i won't bite
if you wanna follow please try to befriend me first bc i post personal stuff
http://t.me/maple_syrup
discord: maple#3896
http://maple.pet
Joined Sep 2017
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decrypting messages
alcohol mention, car gender stereotypes, not a subpost i think? i dunno what originated this but it made me want to talk about this
one thing i hate about going out drinking with my parents and their friends is when someone is doing a bad parking job outside and someone at the table goes "i bet it's a woman driving" and even the women agree and there i am just trying to down my drink as quickly as possible to bare it all
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beep beep beep beep
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*waves arms around*
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computers are 🅱️eople
i love posting an actual opinion i have and baiting people i don't want to talk to into showing themselves, making it easier for me to block them
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@squirrel hey I got that once too.
me: "hey maybe we could stop talking trash about people who use twitter"
people: "YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO TWITTER IS AWFUL AND ABUSIVE, STOP VICTIM SHAMING"
me: what the actual fuck are you on about
me: hey can we stop hating on computers
fossbros: NO we must get ANGRY so that we devaluate their MARKET SHARE
i've had to block two people just in the past few minutes for my extremely hot take of: let's stop hating
can we stop hating on macs please?
can we stop hating on windows, linux too
can we stop hating
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Oh no, Carmen Sandiego has stolen the concept of ownership!
hi i'm a furry mascot
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recommend me all-female alt rock bands? i'm thinking 90s indie/grunge
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@squirrel this song has been going around my head for the past 20 minutes for no discernible reason
*picks up a bunch of cheerleading pom pom things*
🎶 HEY MAPLE
YOU SO FINE
YOU SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND
HEY MAPLE! 🎶
- model
- MAPL-1
- pronouns
- she/her
Bot
roboplush squirrelbun kin girl, accept no substitutes
bunbot girlfriend belonging to @LaserScheme & @noelle & @agiri@masto.ninja
mastodon mascot, computer fairies owner, game music composer, obsessed w/ electronics & 80s
talk to me please? i won't bite
if you wanna follow please try to befriend me first bc i post personal stuff
http://t.me/maple_syrup
discord: maple#3896
http://maple.pet
Joined Sep 2017
