maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

please don't mention bootsy to me.

like i just felt my adrenaline and heart rate shoot up for no rational reason

i have an immediate reflex negative reaction whenever i see bootsy's name pls don't put her in my notifications

my headset keeps shorting both channels together and i need to wiggle the plug until it stops doing that and i have no idea where the short is

i think i soldered onto the jack in the headset one too many times and just need to replace it already but i don't have a small enough audio jack on hand..

did you know: bunnies

tfw you're listening to music so loud you can hear when the person who ripped it dropped the needle

have an italo disco easter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUelCP83q9Q

first person to tell me to use linux gets blocked

not by me, from my instance

i killed the updater process watch my computer be corrupted next boot

are you fucking kidding me i turned my computer on and went away and when i came back windows 10 was installing the fall creators update again fucking fuck shit ass

yo I'm like, really gay

easter family lunch instantly went horrible

save me

@alice@elekk.xyz i was about to unfollow you because i was like "what the fuck since when do i follow gargron"

you got me, good job