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tbh most of what i call "webdev" that i do is only css wrangling

i don't actually know how to develop anything

i envy people who do

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the more i talk to people about webdev the less i think i understand of a) webdev and b) people

honestly though i don't know anything but basic javascript and jquery and whenever people do obfuscated stuff or like canvas stuff (like codl's confetti thing we added here) it just makes me feel so incompetent

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other webdevs: css sucks! im gonna do everything in javascript

me: *in the middle of typing up an extremely complicated 500-line css file* whats javascript

o yeah now that i have a $dayjob again expect me to start talking about webdev a lot,

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TIL about using "vw" and "vh" (viewport width and height percentage) as measurements in css, which allows me to make proportional circle buttons that adapt to the screen size

god bless css3

(im gonna go ahead and bet such a program already exists, just nobody told me)

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someone ought to make a program that gives me a hotkey to change a selected bit of text to fullwidth because i doubt that googling "fullwidth" every time i want to write something in fullwidth is the smartest way to do it

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If you have a couple bucks spare, I could use a hand. It's not an emergency, I'm just running low and don't have an income.

paypal.me/joyeusenoelle
liberapay.com/joyeusenoelle

@er1n hey id still like your help figuring out the broken stuff in my linux next time you have some free time if you still wanna help me..

mh - 

every time i reach into my bag and don't immediately find the thing im looking for i have a small panic attack because ive lost things and gotten pickpocketed enough to not trust my own self to come back home with everything i left it with every single day

Computer Fairies turns one year old on the 12th! Hooray!

Refresh the page to receive your complimentary party hats (thanks to @InspectorCaracal!) and confetti! (thanks to @codl!)

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