maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

i just feel fucking hated by everybody no matter what they say you know 😂 like they're just waiting me to fuck off

well, got that out of my system

hope everybody else will have fun while im gone

i'll just like, fuck off and try not to delete my mastodon account. see ya

sorry nevermind

me: "hey who's in line of succession from guy fieri as the mayor of flavor town"

@LaserScheme: "nobody he's an invincible prince"

...

me: "ok but what if he dies"

laser: "he can't die he's invincible!"

me: "ok but what if he abdicates"

im hamburger and so can you

consider:

girls

i can't believe i'm dating a quitter,

gay computer

oh hey look it's me being gay with a cutie @KitRedgrave@glitch.social https://computerfairi.es/media/V8oW0ea-aBKoeIcLKww

im robot whomst love bird and lamia

like when someone comes over to my room (which is extremely rare) i love to just show them all the gadgets i have and invite them to play with them

i have more things than i know what to do with and i don't wanna get rid of any of it

but i do wish i had more people to share them with

#gamering