Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@a_breakin_glass honestly I'm more annoyed that they won with such a shitty act than I am with them not being in europe

Oh come on, Israel isn't even in Europe

@zeezeemoomoo "people keep getting shot when they're making tea"

"PUT A KETTLE IN IT"

@squirrel I haven't done that yet, but computerfairi.es is always the first tab I open

Hey Americans that don't have a clue what the eurovision song contest is and keep seeing it everywhere

This is how us europeans feel when you lot go off on the superbowl or whatever

@cyberbunbun@dev.glitch.social I blame Dresden

@lifning@cybre.space
Tea
Every
Attosecond

@squirrel elon musk went to a public event dressed like this

I mean, that's really obvious Bond villain costume design right there

He clearly goes to the same tailor as Blofeld

@squirrel bezos is literally building end-of-the-world resistant stuff into a mountain lair and musk has his own personal space program

They're not just any villains, they're Bond villains

From the sillier decades of Bond villains no less

Huh, there's a surprising amount of stuff that goes on in hitting people with big sticks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bmcpjBO4a0

@squirrel what if lots and lots of fibre optics with one of those little coloured wheels like in those ufo lamps that were popular like a decade ago?

ALL COLOUR CHANGEY AND STUFF!

@noelle okay yeah, I'm probably not quite appreciating how little these people think things through

@noelle also, if you completely ignore all of that and the fact that vaccines don't cause autism:

Would you prefer your kid to be somewhere on the autistic spectrum or fucking dead?

@noelle they had fun writing that one

Heard the Chinese broadcaster for it was censoring all the "gay bits"

Is there anything left of eurovision after that?

@djsundog @sydneyfalk @squirrel ooh, this one smells of pine when you're printing with it https://www.proto-pasta.com/collections/special-limited/products/aromatic-pine-htpla-2017-special-edition?variant=11431434244

@sydneyfalk @squirrel oh yeah, all kinds of 3d printing filament

transparent, glow in the dark, wood, colour changing, metal, and a whole lot besides