Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@TheGibson @cypnk wait, you can actually buy those...

WHY THE HELL DO THEY LET CIVILIANS OWN MINIGUNS?

@TheGibson @cypnk I'm holding out for an M134 I can chuck on the back of a hilux

so, the "ZOMG VULN IN OPENPGP" has precisely fuck-all to do with pgp

it affects certain buggy email clients and only if they have html rendering enabled

so, if you have that disabled like everybody's told you to do for years then you're fine

@squirrel HELLO! VIM USER HERE!

for a quick start, vim usually comes with something called vimtutor

just run "vimtutor" from the command line and it's an interactive tutorial for the most commonly used bits of vim

@sireebob@cybre.space autoplay music on user profiles when garglemon?

Humans have always assumed that they're more intelligent than octopuses because they've achieved so much—internet-connected toasters, capitalism, wars and so on—whilst all the octopuses have ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, us octopuses have always believed that we're far more intelligent than humans—for precisely the same reasons.

(with apologies to Douglas Adams)

🎶 I'd like to be under the sea
Down in my little garden in the shade🎶

🐙

@squirrel BUN!

@squirrel blubble

@squirrel uhh.... not entirely sure

I'll admit I didn't really think this analogy through

but knives are valid too

@masklayer I don't know what they'd be in this analogy but sporfes are also valid

SPORKS: the enbies of the cutlery world

@squirrel @noelle now this is a film I want to see

@cassolotl@dev.glitch.social I've got a Brother MFC L2700DW which I've been quite happy with

It's one of those multifunction print/scan/copy/fax things with networking

Plays nicely with linux, it's only black and white though so not quite what you're looking for

You've probably heard the shite that won this year, so listen to the best Eurovision Song Contest winner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAh9NRGNhUU

(as you've more than likely guessed, it's Lordi)

Apparently some crystal meth has been found at the Home Office

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/crystal-meth-home-office-sajid-javid-drugs-uk-government-hq-snifer-dogs-a8349321.html

And here I thought it was the DExEU that were on meth