Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Humans have always assumed that they're more intelligent than octopuses because they've achieved so much—internet-connected toasters, capitalism, wars and so on—whilst all the octopuses have ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, us octopuses have always believed that we're far more intelligent than humans—for precisely the same reasons.

(with apologies to Douglas Adams)

🎶 I'd like to be under the sea
Down in my little garden in the shade🎶

🐙

@squirrel BUN!

@squirrel blubble

@squirrel uhh.... not entirely sure

I'll admit I didn't really think this analogy through

but knives are valid too

@masklayer I don't know what they'd be in this analogy but sporfes are also valid

SPORKS: the enbies of the cutlery world

@squirrel @noelle now this is a film I want to see

@cassolotl@dev.glitch.social I've got a Brother MFC L2700DW which I've been quite happy with

It's one of those multifunction print/scan/copy/fax things with networking

Plays nicely with linux, it's only black and white though so not quite what you're looking for

You've probably heard the shite that won this year, so listen to the best Eurovision Song Contest winner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAh9NRGNhUU

(as you've more than likely guessed, it's Lordi)

Apparently some crystal meth has been found at the Home Office

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/crystal-meth-home-office-sajid-javid-drugs-uk-government-hq-snifer-dogs-a8349321.html

And here I thought it was the DExEU that were on meth

@a_breakin_glass honestly I'm more annoyed that they won with such a shitty act than I am with them not being in europe

Oh come on, Israel isn't even in Europe

@zeezeemoomoo "people keep getting shot when they're making tea"

"PUT A KETTLE IN IT"

@squirrel I haven't done that yet, but computerfairi.es is always the first tab I open

Hey Americans that don't have a clue what the eurovision song contest is and keep seeing it everywhere

This is how us europeans feel when you lot go off on the superbowl or whatever