Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@softgoat if you don't mind second hand I can wholeheartedly recommend the thinkpad x230

@softgoat thinkpad

definitely a thinkpad

You may not be able to nail jelly to a wall, but it seems you can make a kitchen knife out of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oadf4KNYz-I

@squirrel morning/afternoon maple!

@cypnk oh, no, wait, they've optimised the packing since I last looked, you can fit six in a shipping container apparently

@cypnk there's a project called the OX from the global vehicle trust which is somewhat similar but far more useful

http://oxgvt.com/

It's a van, can carry 13 people or 3 pallets or 8 drums, and you can fit 3 of them into a shipping container

@noelle more to the point, if you just write them off as bots and don't learn anything about them it makes it harder to target and crush the bastards

@HTHR@cybre.space you can eat lots of stuff

this guy ate a plane

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito

(and a bunch of other things not usually consumed by people, like shopping carts and bicycles)

@kibi as with all ridiculous spellings of words, I'm blaming the victorians and their habit of latinifying perfectly good words

@noelle just wait until she hears about Irish Republicans (who are most often socialists)

@noelle crackin' cheese, winston

@cypnk yep, I think humans can lay claim to anime being a purely human thing

@cypnk according to legend coffee was first discovered after some bloke saw a bunch of birds acting unusually excitedly and he decided to try the same berries they were eating

So, uh, yeah, other creatures may have got to coffee first as well