The Battlefield V reveal trailer has, as a featured character, a badass british sniper lady with a prosthetic arm that kills a nazi with a cricket bat wrapped in razor wire

THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · May 23, 2018, 20:32

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · May 23, 2018, 20:32

May 23, 2018, 20:32

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@gdkar for a smol yurt probably only one

you'll need to help them with some of the beams though

**Sam the Octopus** · May 23, 2018, 19:30

Sam the Octopus boosted

**mavica ebooks** @squirrel_ebooks@computerfairi.es · May 23, 2018, 19:30

May 23, 2018, 19:30

mavica ebooks @squirrel_ebooks@computerfairi.es

AMIGAAAAAAAAA

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · May 23, 2018, 19:24

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · May 23, 2018, 19:24

May 23, 2018, 19:24

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@noelle

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · May 23, 2018, 19:24

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · May 23, 2018, 19:24

May 23, 2018, 19:24

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Jo that's just entirely Tolkein's fault

"Hmm... I need a name for something... eh, fuck it, let's just use the word "golem" with the serial numbers filed off"

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · May 23, 2018, 18:58

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · May 23, 2018, 18:58

May 23, 2018, 18:58

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@noelle super thin little noodle

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · May 23, 2018, 18:45

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · May 23, 2018, 18:45

May 23, 2018, 18:45

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@noelle and then you can take a crowbar to it and force some italian in there to make the singular of emoji an emojo!

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · May 23, 2018, 17:15

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · May 23, 2018, 17:15

May 23, 2018, 17:15

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@blackle@dev.glitch.social 10/10 good outfit

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · May 23, 2018, 15:45

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · May 23, 2018, 15:45

May 23, 2018, 15:45

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net @iliana

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · May 23, 2018, 15:45

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · May 23, 2018, 15:45

May 23, 2018, 15:45

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

confession

@alice@elekk.xyz same

My vices are watches, good liquor, and D. R. Harris products

I mean, I tell myself that at least with those I can be 100% sure it's not made with slave labour, but really it's because I like nice things

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · May 23, 2018, 15:09

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · May 23, 2018, 15:09

May 23, 2018, 15:09

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@iliana @Elizafox you rang?

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · May 23, 2018, 14:58

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · May 23, 2018, 14:58

May 23, 2018, 14:58

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

People who loved Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality for its rational take on the Harry Potter universe will love my new trilogy of fanfic that details what would actually happen in a reasonable world;

"Hogwarts fails an Ofsted inspection", "Hogwarts gets shut down by the Health and Safety Executive", and "Oh yeah, voldy turned up again and we took him out with a drone strike"